OK, taking a break from technical stuff…
What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
“Hey, how about we try one of my songs?”
What did the drummer say to his new band?
“Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?”
What do a charging elephant and a guitar solo have in common?
You can see them both coming, but you can’t do anything to stop them.
What’s the difference between a pizza and a guitar player?
A pizza can feed a family.
What’s the difference between a savings bond and a guitar player?
A savings bond will mature and make money.
Did you hear about the guitar player who locked his keys in his car?
He had to break the window to get the bass player out.
What do you do when you see a lawyer running around your backyard bleeding?
Stop laughing and shoot him again.
Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?
Cats keep covering them with sand.
What do you call a musician whose girlfriend dumps him?
Homeless
Musician: Someone who drives a $500 car filled with $5,000 worth of equipment to a $50 gig.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why do scientists prefer to test with lawyers instead of rats?
Nobody complains if they’re cruel to the lawyers.
Why do scientists prefer to test with lawyers instead of rats?
There are some things that rats refuse to do.